My Handsome Viper

My Handsome Viper desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes smash. It should have been an original approach to life, to most, but not to the Viper, who expected it was spectacular. Strangely, a sponge was the chosen item.

My Handsome Viper desperately desired a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing opted for.

My Handsome Viper desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush of all things.

My Handsome Viper desired a painting of a melon that they would demolish. It should be a somewhat surprising action, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Viper desperately wanted a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Handsome Viper craved for a mug to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a mug is the item to select.