A Dodgy Viper

A Dodgy Viper often carried a rubber johnny that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Viper always carried a piece of paper that they would experiment on. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Viper found a cup that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item chosen.

A Dodgy Viper searched for a wig that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be magnificent. Honestly, a wig is the thing to choose.

A Dodgy Viper craved for a ball that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item to choose.

A Dodgy Viper searched for a little monkey that they liked to put on his head. It was a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.