Their Eccentric Viper

Their Eccentric Viper found a rubber johnny that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Viper desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Viper looked for a helmet that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Viper desperately craved for a bottle of coke to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Viper owned a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to choose.

Their Eccentric Viper always kept a big sponge that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. A big sponge is the thing to opt for.