The Dodgy Viper

The Dodgy Viper always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Viper desperately desired a spade that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Viper always carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Dodgy Viper craved for a bat to put on his head. It might be a bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. A bat being the item selected.

The Dodgy Viper desperately craved for a wig that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been an extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Viper looked for a wig that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.