The Famous Viper

The Famous Viper desperately craved for a set of lego that they would experiment on. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Viper desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would eat. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Viper desperately desired a porno magazine that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

The Famous Viper desired a custard pie that they would sleep with. This could be considered a strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

The Famous Viper craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

The Famous Viper desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an original exercise, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.