Her Angry Viper

Her Angry Viper always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

Her Angry Viper desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

Her Angry Viper desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Her Angry Viper desperately needed a hat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be simply life. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was selected.

Her Angry Viper desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

Her Angry Viper looked for a stretchman that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item chosen.