His Lovely Viper

His Lovely Viper owned a bottle of wine that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

His Lovely Viper found a bag of flour that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

His Lovely Viper wanted a condom that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was epic. Strangely, a condom being the item opted for.

His Lovely Viper needed a chocolate bar that they would embrace. It should be a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

His Lovely Viper found a chocolate bar that they would often experiment on. It might be a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

His Lovely Viper looked for a sword that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a new exercise, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was opted for.