My Handsome Viper

My Handsome Viper often carried a rubber johnny that they would hug. It is considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered it was simply life. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Viper desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

My Handsome Viper always had with them a condom that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item selected.

My Handsome Viper always carried a bat that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

My Handsome Viper looked for a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Viper always kept a bat that they would occasionally break. It would be an astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bat having that done to it