His Beautiful Viper

His Beautiful Viper desired a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

His Beautiful Viper craved for a computer that they would often put on his head. It might be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is out of this world. A computer is the item to select.

His Beautiful Viper desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

His Beautiful Viper desperately needed a set square that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a set square being the thing opted for.

His Beautiful Viper desperately needed a cheese grater that they would worship. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

His Beautiful Viper wanted a bottle of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.