Retarded Viper

Retarded Viper desperately craved for a crown that they would throw. It is considered to be a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Viper, who thought it was exciting. A crown is the thing to choose.

Retarded Viper desperately wanted a ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a ball was the chosen thing.

Retarded Viper desperately desired a little monkey that they would annihilate It might have been a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item to select.

Retarded Viper desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand to rub on his belly. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who expected it was wonderful. A Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

Retarded Viper craved for a cup that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be awesome. Strangely, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Viper searched for a set square that they would drop. It might be a fairly strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a set square was the chosen item.