The Handsome Viper

The Handsome Viper looked for a sponge that they would sometimes eat. This seems a different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Viper desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Viper desperately looked for a spade that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Viper carried a spade that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a spade being the thing selected.

The Handsome Viper needed a hat that they liked to cuddle. It might be a different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to opt for.

The Handsome Viper desperately craved for a cucumber that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels it was spectacular. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was selected.