A Colourful Viper

A Colourful Viper wanted a magic 8 ball to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be amazing. A magic 8 ball being the item selected.

A Colourful Viper wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be sublime. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Viper always carried a rubber chicken to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

A Colourful Viper always had with them a bottle of coke that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who expected it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

A Colourful Viper had a mug that they would often eat. It was a curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug having that done to it

A Colourful Viper needed a big sponge that they would occasionally smash. This seems a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item to select.