A Handsome Viper

A Handsome Viper always had with them a tomato that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a tomato being the chosen thing.

A Handsome Viper carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Viper, who thought it was sublime. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

A Handsome Viper searched for a big sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

A Handsome Viper desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a weird operation, to most, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Handsome Viper desperately desired a wig that they liked to play with. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

A Handsome Viper owned a bottle of beer that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.