His Grumpy Viper

His Grumpy Viper desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would eat. It should be a bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thought it was epic. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Viper desired a stapler to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

His Grumpy Viper always had with them a mug that they sometimes throw. It might have been an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a mug was the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Viper always carried a condom that they liked to annihilate This seems to be an unusual action, to most, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.

His Grumpy Viper desperately craved for a radiator that they sometimes break. It is a fairly new operation, to me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator having that done to it

His Grumpy Viper always kept a sword that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sword being the thing selected.