My Naughty Viper

My Naughty Viper always kept a cucumber that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird action, to most, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the thing selected.

My Naughty Viper desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

My Naughty Viper desperately looked for a sponge that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sponge being the chosen item.

My Naughty Viper needed a lava lamp that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. A lava lamp being the item opted for.

My Naughty Viper always kept a crown that they would often sleep with. It might be a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown of all things.

My Naughty Viper found a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a melon being the item selected.