The Eccentric Viper

The Eccentric Viper desperately craved for a condom to put up their bum. It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Viper desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would demolish. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was fun. A Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Viper needed a custard pie that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Viper desperately looked for a cheese grater that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Viper desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would often break. This seems an extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Viper looked for a wig that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.