His Bum Loving Viper

His Bum Loving Viper had a bat to embrace. It might have been a fairly weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bat being the item opted for.

His Bum Loving Viper owned a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

His Bum Loving Viper wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Viper always had with them a pint of cider that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Viper carried a helmet that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the item selected.

His Bum Loving Viper carried a cup that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who felt it was awesome. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to choose.