His Brainy Viper

His Brainy Viper owned a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

His Brainy Viper needed a lava lamp that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

His Brainy Viper desperately searched for a porno magazine to demolish. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item selected.

His Brainy Viper desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would experiment on. It was a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

His Brainy Viper always carried a mug to insert somewhere. This seems a surprising action, to you, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

His Brainy Viper had a dildo that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.