His Naughty Viper

His Naughty Viper often carried a pen that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the chosen thing.

His Naughty Viper wanted a condom that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Viper, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to opt for.

His Naughty Viper carried a rubber chicken that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

His Naughty Viper carried a mug that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was chosen.

His Naughty Viper always kept a chocolate bar that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Naughty Viper needed a cucumber that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who felt it was sublime. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.