A Dodgy Viper

A Dodgy Viper always carried a cup to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item chosen.

A Dodgy Viper always carried a stapler that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a stapler being the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Viper always carried a crown that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be amazing. Honestly, a crown was the item that was opted for.

A Dodgy Viper always kept a wig that they would often sleep with. One might say this is an original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be out of this world. A wig would be the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Viper needed a can of Dr Pepper to put on his head. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be magnificent. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Viper found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.