The Unusual Viper

The Unusual Viper wanted a porno magazine that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Unusual Viper had a set of lego that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be an astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

The Unusual Viper looked for a set square that they would often play with. It should be a fairly original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a set square was the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Viper desperately searched for a radiator to drop. It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be awesome. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Viper desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Viper always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.