The Red Viper

The Red Viper wanted a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was fun. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Red Viper carried a wig to break. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig was the chosen thing.

The Red Viper owned a bottle of beer that they would often smash. It is a funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Red Viper craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Red Viper often carried a sponge that they sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Viper craved for a stretchman to worship. It would have been a new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to choose.