The Brainy Viper

The Brainy Viper needed a bottle of coke that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

The Brainy Viper craved for a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a hat being the item selected.

The Brainy Viper desperately needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Brainy Viper had a vibrator that they would often eat. It should be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. A vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Brainy Viper desperately craved for a set square that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Brainy Viper owned a mug that they sometimes experiment on. It might be an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a mug is the thing to opt for.