My Gentle Viper

My Gentle Viper desperately searched for a teapot that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Viper craved for a pen that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be an original operation, to me, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A pen is the item to choose.

My Gentle Viper owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

My Gentle Viper looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

My Gentle Viper desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems an original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Viper owned a pint of beer that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a curious action, to you, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be exciting. A pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.