The Fat Viper

The Fat Viper wanted a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Viper wanted a wig that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have thought, a wig of all things.

The Fat Viper desperately craved for a pen that they would break. This might appear to be an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a pen would be the item chosen.

The Fat Viper owned a stapler that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A stapler is the thing to choose.

The Fat Viper desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally smash. It should have been an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Viper, who feels it was exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Viper desired a set square that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was fun. Honestly, a set square of all things.