Her Nervous Viper

Her Nervous Viper always kept a sack of potatoes to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

Her Nervous Viper always had with them a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was fun. A bat was the thing that was selected.

Her Nervous Viper found a crown that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was amazing. Remarkably, a crown being the item selected.

Her Nervous Viper had a set of lego to share. It might have been an original activity, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a set of lego was the chosen item.

Her Nervous Viper found a cucumber that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Her Nervous Viper found a vibrator that they would put down their trousers. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.