His Brainy Viper

His Brainy Viper owned a magic 8 ball that they would put up their bum. It was a fairly different thought, to most, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

His Brainy Viper had a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

His Brainy Viper needed a wig that they would annihilate It is considered to be a weird thought, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a wig of all things.

His Brainy Viper desperately needed a condom that they would often experiment on. It would have been an exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.

His Brainy Viper desperately needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

His Brainy Viper looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a vibrator of all things.