Their Colourful Viper

Their Colourful Viper often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

Their Colourful Viper desired a condom that they would drop. One might say this is a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a condom of all things.

Their Colourful Viper desperately looked for a bat that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who felt it was epic. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was chosen.

Their Colourful Viper desperately needed a dildo to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was entertaining. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

Their Colourful Viper desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Colourful Viper always had with them a vibrator that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.