My Adventurous Viper

My Adventurous Viper desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A pint of cider being the chosen thing.

My Adventurous Viper owned a cucumber to embrace. It would be a bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a cucumber was the chosen item.

My Adventurous Viper desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

My Adventurous Viper always had with them a stapler that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been an exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

My Adventurous Viper had a condom that they would experiment on. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.

My Adventurous Viper desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a sponge would be the item that was selected.