The Crazy Woodpecker

The Crazy Woodpecker craved for a stapler that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Crazy Woodpecker owned a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Woodpecker always carried a computer that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a computer is the thing to choose.

The Crazy Woodpecker desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Crazy Woodpecker desired a custard pie to try to balance on their head. It was a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Strangely, a custard pie being the item opted for.

The Crazy Woodpecker wanted a cheese grater that they liked to worship. It might have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to select.