Their Chinese Woodpecker

Their Chinese Woodpecker desperately craved for a bag of flour that they liked to break. This could be considered a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

Their Chinese Woodpecker desperately looked for a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was awesome. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

Their Chinese Woodpecker desired a CD player that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing opted for.

Their Chinese Woodpecker desperately craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

Their Chinese Woodpecker wanted a big sponge that they would often sit and look at. It was a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

Their Chinese Woodpecker desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.