The Dodgy Woodpecker

The Dodgy Woodpecker always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Woodpecker desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Dodgy Woodpecker desperately needed a crown that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Woodpecker desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a CD player having that done to it

The Dodgy Woodpecker desperately looked for a little monkey that they liked to share. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was fun. Honestly, a little monkey being the item selected.

The Dodgy Woodpecker desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would drop. This is certainly a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.