Special Woodpecker

Special Woodpecker always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Special Woodpecker desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often sit and look at. This seems a fairly curious operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.

Special Woodpecker desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

Special Woodpecker always had with them a toilet brush that they liked to hug. This could be considered a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was simply life. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

Special Woodpecker always had with them a computer to put down their trousers. This is certainly a strange thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

Special Woodpecker always had with them a vibrator that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen thing.