The Orange Woodpecker

The Orange Woodpecker desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

The Orange Woodpecker desired a chocolate bar that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be an unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Woodpecker desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Woodpecker always carried a chocolate bar to break. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Orange Woodpecker desperately needed a vibrator that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Woodpecker desperately needed a little monkey that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the item opted for.