Her Confused Woodpecker

Her Confused Woodpecker desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

Her Confused Woodpecker searched for a spade that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was wonderful. A spade would be the item that was selected.

Her Confused Woodpecker had a can of Tango that they would sleep with. It should have been a fairly strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it

Her Confused Woodpecker desperately searched for a spade that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.

Her Confused Woodpecker always kept a condom that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was stunning. Remarkably, a condom would be the item chosen.

Her Confused Woodpecker always had with them a big sponge that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly an astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to choose.