Her Bum Loving Woodpecker

Her Bum Loving Woodpecker looked for a sword that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to select.

Her Bum Loving Woodpecker owned a can of coke that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a fairly original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a can of coke is the item to choose.

Her Bum Loving Woodpecker craved for a lava lamp that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was sublime. A lava lamp is the thing to select.

Her Bum Loving Woodpecker found a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly odd action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

Her Bum Loving Woodpecker had a hat that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to choose.