The Funny Woodpecker

The Funny Woodpecker desperately looked for a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Funny Woodpecker had a bat to demolish. This seems a strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Funny Woodpecker craved for a little monkey that they would often share. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

The Funny Woodpecker had a condom to put in the bath with him. It might be a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was fun. Strangely, a condom being the chosen thing.

The Funny Woodpecker desired a cup that they would often cuddle. It should be a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cup was the item that was selected.

The Funny Woodpecker found a custard pie that they would often embrace. It should have been an unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie having that done to it