The Famous Woodpecker

The Famous Woodpecker desperately wanted a hat that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was amazing. Honestly, a hat is the thing to choose.

The Famous Woodpecker wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Famous Woodpecker desperately desired a bottle of beer that they liked to share. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Famous Woodpecker had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Famous Woodpecker always carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

The Famous Woodpecker searched for a computer that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.