His Bum Loving Woodpecker

His Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately looked for a lava lamp to sleep with. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

His Bum Loving Woodpecker looked for a big sponge that they liked to drop. This could be considered a peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.

His Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately searched for a wig that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a wig was the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Woodpecker owned a bag of poop to rub on his belly. This is certainly a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. A bag of poop was the item that was selected.

His Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately desired a crown that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a crown was the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Woodpecker had a little monkey that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.