The Nervous Woodpecker

The Nervous Woodpecker found a toilet brush that they would eat. It would have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Nervous Woodpecker owned a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be an exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Woodpecker always carried a stretchman that they liked to share. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Woodpecker desperately wanted a tomato to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Woodpecker looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Woodpecker often carried a wig that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a wig is the thing to opt for.