Their Talented Woodpecker

Their Talented Woodpecker owned a tomato that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be exciting. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

Their Talented Woodpecker needed a computer that they liked to worship. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was stunning. A computer would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Talented Woodpecker desperately looked for a crown that they would cuddle. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown having that done to it

Their Talented Woodpecker looked for a teapot that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly different activity, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item selected.

Their Talented Woodpecker searched for a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

Their Talented Woodpecker always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.