The Lucky Woodpecker

The Lucky Woodpecker had a bag of poop to smash. This seems a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Lucky Woodpecker desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Lucky Woodpecker desperately needed a block of cheese that they would often hug. This could be considered an extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Lucky Woodpecker desperately craved for a hat that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was the most awesome idea. A hat is the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Woodpecker owned a Harry Potter wand that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Woodpecker desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to put on his head. It was a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.