A Weary Woodpecker

A Weary Woodpecker desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

A Weary Woodpecker needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

A Weary Woodpecker always carried a stapler that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

A Weary Woodpecker craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Woodpecker desired a lava lamp to sit and look at. This seems a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

A Weary Woodpecker desperately looked for a stretchman that they would often break. It might have been an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a stretchman having that done to it