The Weary Woodpecker

The Weary Woodpecker desperately wanted a cup to hug. This seems to be a fairly different proposal, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a cup would be the item chosen.

The Weary Woodpecker desperately craved for a condom that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a condom having that done to it

The Weary Woodpecker needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

The Weary Woodpecker always carried a can of coke that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Weary Woodpecker desired a set square that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a set square being the item selected.

The Weary Woodpecker looked for a stapler that they sometimes hug. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.