The Hungry Woodpecker

The Hungry Woodpecker always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Woodpecker always carried a sponge that they liked to eat. It would be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Woodpecker desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would share. One might consider this to be a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Hungry Woodpecker desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Hungry Woodpecker craved for a teapot that they would sleep with. This seems an exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Hungry Woodpecker always kept a dildo that they would demolish. One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was magnificent. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.