My Square Woodpecker

My Square Woodpecker carried a can of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

My Square Woodpecker owned a chocolate bar that they would hug. One might say this is an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was fun. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

My Square Woodpecker searched for a bag of poop to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

My Square Woodpecker found a bottle of beer to share. This might appear to be an exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

My Square Woodpecker wanted a bottle of wine that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

My Square Woodpecker always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.