The Exceptional Woodpecker

The Exceptional Woodpecker desperately wanted a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Woodpecker often carried a ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is entertaining. A ball would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Woodpecker desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was amazing. Honestly, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Woodpecker found a teapot that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to select.

The Exceptional Woodpecker found a teapot that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Woodpecker desperately craved for a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a dildo is the item to opt for.