My Cute Woodpecker

My Cute Woodpecker wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

My Cute Woodpecker found a can of Tango that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

My Cute Woodpecker found a stapler that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

My Cute Woodpecker owned a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

My Cute Woodpecker desperately wanted a melon that they would put up their bum. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A melon was the thing that was opted for.

My Cute Woodpecker desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the chosen item.