The Nervous Woodpecker

The Nervous Woodpecker found a teapot that they would experiment on. It should be an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to select.

The Nervous Woodpecker desperately craved for a CD player to hug. It would have been a bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a CD player being the item selected.

The Nervous Woodpecker desperately wanted a radiator that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Woodpecker desperately searched for a tomato that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Woodpecker looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a weird action, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Woodpecker desperately looked for a can of coke that they would embrace. This seems to be a surprising idea, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the item opted for.