My Special Woodpecker

My Special Woodpecker always carried a pint of beer to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to select.

My Special Woodpecker desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a new action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was selected.

My Special Woodpecker needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a new activity, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

My Special Woodpecker craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a fairly different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

My Special Woodpecker desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Tango having that done to it

My Special Woodpecker had a bottle of beer that they sometimes embrace. It would be an unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.